If you’re an anglo, it’s Strombo, of course – as long as he’s wielding a straight razor.
But in the Other Solitude? The Radio-Canada to Reader’s Digest’s CBC, Sélection du Reader’s Digest, names Alexandre Despatie fifth out of 41 trustworthy Quebeckers. Sorry, Strombo: No razor required, especially since divers don’t do the full-body shave.