The gloves are off comrades. A skulk of foxes has filled the vacuum left by Fake Ouimet and our mission is to pester and harass the bosses.
The irony of course was that our lovely friend and seductress Alphonse Ouimet was once a boss. Maybe she’s still a boss. I never ask. She and I met in the grrrls room two years ago or so, and I was certainly not the first to meet her face to face. Perhaps that’s why she stopped writing so much. Too many people in the loop.
So Joe took over, and he gave it a good effort, you may recall I was one of the first to cheer him on. However it wasn’t too fair for Joe to go it alone, it’s not like Ouimet didn’t have a secret group of us trusted ladies to back her up.
Power abhors a vacuum, and this stage can evoke and wield quite a bit of power, especially when raising a militia of pissed off public broadcasting employees and supporters. So that’s where we come in, that Kronstadt mob of bitchy sailors that Slashdot popularized as Anonymous Cowards.
Although we’re not cowards, just anonymous. In fact we’re gonna raise the stakes. Step up this battle. Engage in some distasteful tactics, and just get nasty. You thought it was bad before? Wait till you get a load of this Queen Bitch.
Though I’m just one to say it like it is, there are others here who employ other tones and perhaps more respectful language than I would use. So by all means, if a pseudonym is not enough for you, we’ve hacked this blog and are allowing Anonymous to strut her stuff. If you want to post something under that name, send in an email to Ouimet, as we see what she sees thanks to her poor use of passwords.
Certainly Ouimet had her time, and don’t get me wrong, she’s still hanging out, sipping Cristal, and sharing her thoughts when she feels like it. This is not about her though, this is about us, so it’s time to step up and say what needs to be said, by any means necessary.
Just don’t use your work computer. Soon even reading this site at work will get you in trouble, so best to get your counter-intelligence instincts up to speed. Although don’t let that stop you from writing and sharing your thoughts via this site. That’s why it’s here.
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Good call on being careful of what computer you use when you’re harassing someone. I have a troll on my blog who, thanks to IP tracking and the fact that they made the mistake of directly threatening me, is likely to be one very dead troll in a baggie sooner or later…
Cyberbullies: you’re not as anonymous as you think… ;)
As you can see, joe is far from reluctant to use his real name when popping by.
Perhaps we could allocate a portion of the Tea Makers budget to send Kev on a $52,000 course at Harvard so that he might become qualified to graduate from blog heckler to contributor. We’re already so used to having him around, so why hire from outside?
Kev, it seems you may now add ’œincomprehensible’ to your list of self-descriptions.
Nice try Joe, but we all know that it’s really you.
And for the love of G-d, forget the Teatards™ bit already.
Semantic Ambiguity Resolution Department sent the following memo:
’œWait till you get a load of this Queen Bitch’Â means ’œwait till you see and appreciate this particular and specific Queen Bitch’Â or ’œwait till you you get a load of this, you Queen Bitch, you’? Which one?
I may be a supporter of public broadcasting, but I can’™t turn off the linguistics education.
It’s good to see the anonymous and pseudonymous internals reprazenting!
May the dark days of ‘Teatarding’, Bob Barker analogies and competitive wee wee sizing be counterbalanced by a new era of increased inside dirt.