Try to figure out why each entry was selected. (Headline upstyle and downstyle as in original.)
- “ABC’s cancellation of The One has forced schedule changes for CBC Televisionâ€
- American Celebrity Babies: Why Do We Cover Them?: “Maybe I’m just grumpyâ€
- CBC breaks record for longest title on a business card: “Director, Business, Rights and Content Management for News, Current Affairs and Newsworld (‘NCAN’), the Documentary Unit and Factual Entertainment Programming (‘NDF’)â€
- CBC did not call the cops on Canadian Idol: Toronto Star
- Corp-o-lantern: Last call!: “Don’t forget to carve your CBC logo pumpkin for our contestâ€
- Canada’s only Oscar-winner to d[é]but on CBC: “The Danish Poet, the 2007 Academy Award–winning animated short film coproduced by the National Film Board of Canada, will d[é]but on CBC this Sunday, March 4 at midnight. (Technically speaking, on Monday)â€
- “It’s one thing to go skinny-dipping with a Liberal hopeful or table-decorating with a Leafs enforcer, but tonight’s the big one: Rick Mercer visits the prime ministerâ€
- Pimp the CBC intranet’s name. Please
- Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em
- “That be the Nash. I’m Peter Manshizzleâ€
- Think reality TV is terrible? Fix it!: “CBC Television is looking[for]an executive in charge of ‘factual entertainment’ – codeword for talk shows, game shows, and reality TVâ€
- Could Ben Mulroney be The One for CBC?: “Will Ralph Benmergui be back? I think Adrienne Clarkson’s probably looking for a gigâ€
Hint: “Alphonse Ouimet would never have done thisâ€Â is not a legitimate response.
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Consider it audience participation.
However, unlike wellness and respect seminars, such participation is optional.
Can you believe it? I’ll have something nice to say tomorrow.
I don’t get it.
ZZZZZ- you forgot a couple of my favorite highlights from the Todster:
#1
Hi everybody. I’m using this blog to promote myself both within the Corporation and to the public. All eyes on me, please.
And for the sake of efficiency, please send any products that you want me to review, or other goodies, directly to my home address. There’s no need to bother the people at the CBC. It’ll be just between us.
#2
CBC audiences are soooooo stupid, and here’s proof. It’s a good thing the CBC only hires the best and the brightest like me who can sit and ridicule these idiots.
Of course, there are several more – does the word DALET ring a bell?
And who can keep track of his calendar of sick days, like this one from July 13:
“I’m going to be taking a week away from the blog to work on some health issues”.
Guess what year, joe.
(consider a post that people may actually want to read, joe, instead of this utter regurgitated crap. Surely there’s a way to connect Sarah Palin to the CBC. You can see her home state from Canada!)